1. "Na kabhi zulf ka saaya dheka hai, Na abhi zulf se khela hai (x2)
Woh bodybuilder kya jane, Asli Zulf kya hoti hai!"
2. "Unhoni ko honi kar de, honi ko unhoni (x2)
Hansome and Dashing, Mahendra Singh Dhoni!"
3. "Ruhani Sukun, aur Dil me Chain Hona Chaiye (x2)
Aapke Naam ASAD nahi, Chairman hona Chahiye!"
4. "Truck ke peeche Car, Car ke peeche Lorry (x2)
Phone theek karwane se pehle, kehna padega Sorry!"
5. "Zindagi hai Pencil, Kismat hai Rubber (x2)
I have called to give you, a good khabar!"
6. "Marne ke baad heaven dekhe, har kisi ki ye Mannat hai (x2)
Aapke bina Bhopal mein 3 din, Bhopal to Jannat hai!"
7. "Toot jaaega dil mera, soul bhi hogi hurt (x2)
If you don't let me silo your shirt!"
8. "Mere humsafar na baniye hume, akele ki aadat hai (x2)
Apni zubaan ko mishri na banaiye, hume karele ki aadat hai!"
9. "Aap ki Hasi ne ordaa, gham ka Leewas (x2)
Jab "Pankaj " nahi hai, toh kyun hai Udaas!"
10. "Jahapana ke Six Packs Dikh te hai, Bina Kamiizoon ki (x2)
Knock ke bima andhar aana, kaam hai badtameezoon ki!"
11. "Kyunki Iss Duniya mein, Life hai itni fast (x2)
Thats why I love watching repeat Telecast!"
12. "Meter se lamba Kilometer, Kilometer se lambi Mile (x2)
Please Don't break it Aapi, You agreed on a Deal."
13. "Aapke ghar mein mohobbat hai iss kadar chai hui (x2)
Deeware tak lovers hai, Kono mein mila karti hain."
14."Tirchi topi wale, akal pe par gaye taale (x2)
Dil to already the hi, ab moh bhi honge kaale."
15. "Baaton mein ho mithaas, toh lagta hai banda neik (x2)
Karwi baatein bhool jaiye, have some Chocolate Cake!"
16. "Tere nazar se, Aashiq ghayaal ho jata hai (x2)
Bina mobile ke insaan, Immobile ho jata hai!"
17. "Aag daarey hai paani se, aur daulat darti kadki se (x2)
Mr. Asad Ahmad Khan haar gaye, suno asj ek ladki se!"
18. "Jahaanpana Six Packs, kab kahenge mujhe koi mil gaya (x2)
Aap pyaar mein girenge aur kahenge, ‘Oh no, mera ghutna chhil gaya!’"
19. "Galathi ki, saza hoti hai, bhool ki hoti maafi (x2)
Aaj Jahapana khud kaneez ke liye, banakar laye hain Coffee!"